Murder at Zodiac Manor!
Inspector, a tragedy will occur this month! All the horoscopes will
gather for a lavish dinner party hosted in the Capricorn mansion.
When the lights go out, someone will be dead!
Inspector, you must figure which one of the signs will do this!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
With Saturn leaving retrograde soon, you are doomed to have a turbulent month. The food you had ordered will not be enough, the servants will be missing, and one of your guests will die while you’re busy trying to wrangle what you can in the kitchen. What will cause everything to go so wrong?!
Aquarius (January 20 – Feb 18)
Friendly and aloof, this month you’ll be unbothered
by trials to come.You’ll be leaned against the
rocking chair with cigarette smoke swirling around you.
You’ll spend this month telling the inspector that
it couldn’t possibly have been you. You will say
“I was on the balcony admiring the stars with my paramour.”
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Self-care is something that you have been lacking this month. Your nerves will be a wreck, and you’ll be the first to faintfeint when the lights come back on. You’ll have to explain why you were clutching a knife, and the apple you’ll claim you were peeling will seem to vanish. Good luck Pisces.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Prosperity and bountiful days await you.
Gemini will have named you
the sole heir of their entire estate.
Their unfortunate passing will benefit you immensely.
Lucky you. You, you will claim to be splitting wine
with a friend when you receive the good news.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You are always loyal to those around you, but this month try to be loyal to yourself. Sometimes it’s hard being in the military coat, as the room will look to you to lead them in times of trouble. It will be your idea to call the inspector, and it will be you who explains that you couldn’t have possibly crossed to the other side of the table that quickly.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Sadly, this month, you’ll be murdered. You’ll be
stabbed at the party. The knife will stay lodged
in your back and your body will be splayed
across the cooked turkey on the dinner table.
Your murder will cause quite
the commotion. But look on the bright side,
you’ll be the talk of the town.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
While the moon will wain, As the moon wanes your appetite will not. You will spend most of the night gorging yourself at the head of the table. Though the turkey is out of reach, Libra will pass keep passing some over for you. Oddly enough, your knife will be the only one to go missing, but what is a little lost silverware when the food is so splendid. Perhaps Capricorn will have more in the kitchen.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Be careful of overconfidence this month. It is good to
nurture your ego, but boasting about your accomplishments
will do little to win you sympathy from the inspector.
Though it is true that Gemini will overshadow you in
much of what they do, you will claim to be by the bar
downing a glass of wine when the lights go out.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Your attempts to hide the truth does not mean that it will stay hidden. This month, your sordid affair with Aquarius will be revealed: a. A fact that Gemini has hung over you for quite some time. Their death does not the change the fact that your reputation will be in shambles.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Though you tend to judge others, it is important to reflect
on yourself this month. Yes, the general across will not have
polished his medals. N, no Gemini’s incessant
conversation will not intrigue you. You’ll spend
all month explaining to the inspector
how you were having a smoke on the balcony.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
This month will be the month of hard truths. They were to be your fourth marriage. You will have expected them to be unfaithful, but with Aquarius? Some signs have no class. Perhaps you’ll also host a dinner party this month. You can only hope, it’ll be to die for.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
With Jupiter in retrograde this month you’ll experience you’re going
to have a great sense of intense spiritual growth. Though, sadly,
you’ll claim to sense a vengeful spirit in the house, sadly, your many
years spent divining will be of little use to the inspector, e. Especially
since you will be seated at the foot of the table, the furthest person from
Gemini with no one between the two of you, when the lights go out.
The Solution:
“He just wouldn’t shut up! Someone had to do something!” Libra will cry as they are taken away by the inspector. They will be sat at the correct place at the table to kill him, their alibi will clash with Aquarius’s and Virgo’s. They will have access to the murder weapon, and they will have the motive to do so.
Good future work inspector.